Atheist VS Believer
you all know how much i loathe ‘Cricket’ for those who don’t,well you know it now.No matter how much you try to be the black sheep,you are sucked in to the vortex of all this media and bleed blue fan boy’s hype.But everything has changed for me this world cup.I no longer curse under my breath when my family parks themselves in front of the telly and force me to spend the evening watching the game.I also smiled a little when India won against Pakistan the other day. Proud? YES! happy watching cricket? NO! but after watching a team supported by a billion perform and win under such tremendous pressure got me thinking if this is perhaps the best supported team around the world which has a image even bigger than Real Madrid and Manchester United combined. Well moving on it doesn’t matter if you support the Indian Cricket team or not but i always find myself jumping head first first into fights these days if something was said about our captain DHONI or THE MEN IN BLUE.
This was a conversation between myself and a SriLankan fan the day after the IND-PAK match on twitter.forcedarthvader=ME and Pari_twit=twat from Lanka.
This conversation was edited for suitable reading
Pari_twit: I think Poonam Pandey need to hold on to her clothes cuz Lions are going to win!!!!!!!!! she can always strip for a Sri Lankan victory!! :-D
Poonam Pandey is the skinny model who wants to emulate miss Paraguay (they were defeated in the quarters i think :( fifa world cup 2010)by stripping to the bare minimum if India wins the world cup.
forcedarthvader: Dream on!
Pari_twit: Your’e on baby!!!!! 1996 will repeat itself!!! how could a team win, when they have lame ass b*****S like poonam striiping?
forcedarthvader: After april 2nd i will get hold of your home address somehow and mail you a tape of Hanuman’s Bhajans! :D
Pari_twit: Are you guys that foolish???? A freaking monkey,setting fire on Sri Lanka???? :-D easy to win over that much fools!! :-D xD
forcedarthvader: Like you said if a monkey could do that to a small arse island guess what eleven monkeys cud do 2 a team of ugly looking trolls #Malinga #Murali
Pari_twit: Correction!!!!!!! foolish over rated monkeys. They r is only good at India. knocked out in 1st round in 2007!!! repeat :-D
forcedarthvader: we will see how over-rated we are after we hit malinga all over wankhede from his “fielding throws” :D learn to bowl before you bark :P
Pari_twit: Indians can’t even hit #malinga or even Ajantha Mendis, so they say #malinga has a fielding throw, hyprocatic loosers!! :p
whats hyprocatic? LOL
forcedarthvader: Of course it’s tough to play and win against a team who chucks rather bowls starting with Murali but GOD of cricket will punish u.
yes Sachin is the GOD OF CRICKET not “THE GOD” period!
Pari_twit: God who that Shorty? And teach that short punk monkey how to get a fifty without giving catches… total looser!
forcedarthvader: whom are you calling short PUNK? that shorty achieved what your bald fuck troll look alike Jaya ‘Chutiya’ couldnt achieve in his life time HAHAHHA!
Pari_twit: What god???? that freaking monkey???? what’s it name??? hanuman too. haha epic failure.Harabajan is the no 1 chucker.
forcedarthvader: whom are you calling monkeys?all the humans have monkeys as ancestors you illiterate smart arse prick.guess you lot come from ravana’s arse no?
Para_twit: Jaya gave the chance to that short shithead feeling pity of him. when India looses don’t attack da players homes k! :-)
forcedarthvader: what does that even mean? “felt pity of him”? lol tell that to someone as senile as you are.
Para_twit: Rama is a hypocritic jackass!!!! he suspected seetha. Anyways we don’t believe in your bedtime stories punk.
oh it’s Hypocritic now LOL and the discussion suddenly veers off road and reaches Thretayug (the period of RAM)
forcedarthvader: oh yea as if Ravan is a saint?he who desires other mans wife is a pig! if its a bed time story,a Lankan victory is a cock and bull story haha.
Para_twit: Your country is a shit hole. I went there recently and saw people shitting along side roads!!! haha gross, epic loosers
forcedarthvader: what did u do when they shate on the roads,click pictures and jack off in ur bathroom?focking homo!
Para_twit: seems like India is still in the stone age…. we pity you pricks :-D
this guy is pointless he shifts gears randomly by jumping to a totaly different matter.
forcedarthvader: oh yea how are you tweeting btw? traveling 10km to reach a net cafe and tweet from a dial-up modem with 56kbps speed LOL backward cunts
Para_twit: Well shitting along side road is a starter for insulting your selves punks.
forcedarthvader: wahaaa wtf are you talking about you pathetic piece of island which you call a country LTTE almost made you cocks shit in your undies ha!
Para_twit: killed the leader of the LTTE and yet you pricks get beaten by Pakistan.freaking loosers I bet you also shit in the open.
i did not understand what he just said.
forcedarthvader: STFU you repetitive cunt i heard the shitting part b4 and “shit” the fuck up for once and listen to me instead of barking in butler english!
Para_twit: haha is that all you got jackass.:-D everyone can see who has butler English, indians hasn’t got a toilet of their own!
“Indians hasn’t got a toilet” Arey wah kitna kubsurat basha me bashan dey raha hai!
forcedarthvader: why are you obsessed with toilet’s oh i forgot you lot live in a shit hole.where you dig up a hole everyday to go potty.An Indian dog leads a better life than yours :P
forcedarthvader: 5 words in the Lankan oxford dictionary used indiscriminately ‘PRICK’ ‘SHIT’ ‘PUNK’ ‘FREAKIN’ and ‘JACKASS’ is that all you lot can speak haha no wonder you are a small town retard.
Para_twit: HAHA I can call you by mant names fat we’re civilized than freakin Indians specially you hahahha
yes once again you can see him use FREAKIN
Para_twit: Don’t my followers to see me using heavy offensive words towards a total Indian looser haha
Yes Punk and Prick is so much offensive and racist i can’t take more Lankan Lingo
forcedarthvader: your banter is boring me get some sleep in your shack and come back tomorrow morning to that net cafe where you are tweeting from LOL
forcedarthvader: oh and you are a winner right? haha the guy with 40 followers is a winner HA! i bet he doesnt have half as many frnds as his followers
Para_twit: We’re not jobless as you are to count our followers an tweet my ass off.
forcedarthvader: you are not making sense you ugly Lankan ogre.
Para_twit: haha this guy is talking about beauty and he’s wearing a helmet. bet you’re ugly as your monkeys :-D
forcedarthvader: i am imitating Darth Vader from star wars you ridiculously handsome and stupid Lankan Ogre.
if at all there was a Star wars re-boot i would recommend Lucas to add Lanka into the Galactic Empire.
Para_twit: So you accept your defeat?
forcedarthvader: haha what are you talking i have your balls in my hands and you are talking abt accepting defeat what gave you the idea Ogre?
I actually felt i hit his gonads for a six,didn’t i?
Para_twit:the guy who wears a helmet and calls himself ForceDarthVader… pathetic :-D
forcedarthvader: look how handsome you trolls are http://twitpic.com/4fcs78 i bet you all are from the same sperm donor :D
forcedarthvader: this is what happens if you mess around with our people LMAO http://www.tamilnet.tv/images/12-02-2008/TamilNetTv%20Murali3.jpg
No he did not reply to me after wards but i am sure we will trade insults once again after tomorrow no matter what the come is.Will come out with another post if it ever happens. CHEERS GO INDIA!!!
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